SITUATIONSHIP

Your career, roasted by a pixel game that respawns you nicer than your last relationship did. Walk right. Hit a "?" block. Answer honestly or don't - there's an OTHER option for when the MCQs feel like a corporate feedback form. Type "money" once and the game stops letting you pretend this was ever about "growth." Small purple guys called DOUBTS chase you down. Don't stomp them, get sent back to your last checkpoint - no rage quit required, we just go "oops, try again" like your relatives after every failed diet. At the end: an archetype (THE REBOUND, THE SUNK COST, THE PICK-ME, pick your trauma), a live rarity score, an actual YES/NO/NOT YET on the MBA, and a bill in real rupees - fee + salary you're giving up + prep - not a scare number pulled from a Swiggy receipt. Built from nothing. Original mascot, original chiptune, zero Nintendo, one HTML file, running on caffeine and Web Audio API. Ends with a share card that dares your friends to be this honest. They won't be.